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1. (wii) (2593↑, 803↓)
"Wii" is the release name of the console codenamed Revolution by Nintendo Corporation due to be released in 2006. It is pronounced similar to "we".

I'm going to play with my Wii.

Author: Dude, where's my bagel? http://wii.urbanup.com/1721982
2. (Wii) (1404↑, 610↓)
The 5th generation of Nintendo's video game consoles. Previously known by the code-name "Revolution". The [Nintendo] Wii is taking a different direction to other consoles, instead of concentrating on the latest and greatest in graphical tech the Wii is boasting a revolutionary new controller and gameplay style.

Nintendo's press release about the name change from the code-name "Revolution" to the official name "Wii": "Introducing ... Wii. As in "we." While the code-name "Revolution" expressed our direction, Wii represents the answer. Wii will break down that wall that separates video game players from everybody else. Wii will put people more in touch with their games ... and each other. But you're probably asking: What does the name mean?" "Wii sounds like 'we,' which emphasizes this console is for everyone. Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii." "Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people gathering to play. And Wii, as a name and a console, brings something revolutionary to the world of video games that sets it apart from the crowd." "So that's Wii. But now Nintendo needs you. Because, it's really not about you or me. It's about Wii. And together, Wii will change everything."

3. (wii) (826↑, 94↓)
A mythical video game console where if you can buy it for $250, you can sell it for $400.

The [Walmart] was only 5 minutes away. When I called, they told me they had one Wii in stock, but couldn't hold it for me. I rushed over, but by the time I got there they had already sold it.

Author: Alfie the Horndog http://wii.urbanup.com/2843580
4. (Wii) (674↑, 127↓)
Something you can't find.

Clueless Shopper, "Where are you're Wii's." Clerk begins to laugh

5. (Wii) (683↑, 541↓)
The official name of Nintendo's fifth generation gaming console, successor to the Gamecube. Previously code-named the Revolution, it has been made to do just that: Revolutionize gaming. Utilizing innovative technology, including a motion-detecting controller, and boasting an enormous library of older games ranging from the Nintendo Entertainment System to the present and a backward-compatible virtual console to play them on, it is sure to do so. Its media drive accepts DVD-sized discs as well as 8 cm Gamecube discs. Information circulating recently suggests that the base will not only assist the Wii in maintaining its erect position (excuse the pun), but also act as a power source when being used abroad. The controller, paired with sensors placed on either side of the television screen is capable of detecting movement in 3D space. In this way, many actions possible in the game can be simulated and controlled by the user. It is rumored to have various extensions, called "shells," to change the style of gameplay accordingly to a certain game. For example, as illustrated by IGN, a gun-shaped shell could adapt the controller for FPS-style play. They are to be attached at the base of the controller, where an expansion port is located. A nunchaku-style analog extension has been confirmed, which will serve as a means of traditional gameplay (i.e. Gamecube), though the GCN's controllers can be used as well. Nintendo has also claimed to provide free Wi-Fi (wireless fidelity) services for online gaming. Specifications according to Wikipedia: \# Processors: * IBM "Broadway" CPU * ATI "Hollywood" GPU \# Memory: * Unknown amount of RAM * 512 MB built-in flash memory.[12] \# Ports and Peripherals: * Two USB 2.0 ports. * Support for wireless controllers. * 4 Nintendo GameCube controller ports and 2 Nintendo GameCube memory card ports (for backward compatibility). * Optional USB PC-compatible 802.11b (Wi-Fi) wireless attachment. (see Connectivity) \# Media: * Slot-loading optical disc drive compatible with both 12 cm Wii optical discs and 8.0 cm GameCube optical discs (1.5 GB) as well as standard DVD discs. * 2 Front-loading SD memory card slots. \# Built-in content ratings system: * PEGI 3+, 7+, 12+, 16+, 18+ * ESRB EC, E, E10+, T, M, and AO. * CERO All Ages, 12+, 15+ 18+. * OFLC G, PG, M, MA15+ \# Networking * Wi-Fi by Broadcom \# Video: * up to 480p[13] and will work with a computer monitor as well as any TV or projector. It is often unfairly yet understandably ridiculed for the unfortunate connotations its name holds in American culture, its controller design which could very well be mistaken as a television remote, as well as its inferior system specifications (does not support High Definition TV, is marginally superior to the Xbox) as contrasted with Sony's Playstation 3 and Microsoft's Xbox 360 consoles. However, it is anticipated to be successful by fanboys, speculators, and developers alike with its daring interface and the games that will come as a result of it. Much more will be revealed about the system during E3 of 2006.

YAY PUNS "Hey, wanna come over to my house and play with my Wii?" "The power of Wii is in your hands." "Together, Wii will revolutionize gaming." "There are more ways to play with your Wii than you think" "Wii want YOU" Etc... P.S. Next-gen Super Smash Brothers will OWN

6. (Wii) (209↑, 117↓)
Quite possibly the most bizarre name for a gaming console in the history of mankind.

Of course we have the Wii in stock\! Urine Gamestop\!

Author: Mark Harding http://wii.urbanup.com/1723229
7. (wii) (308↑, 246↓)
A. The final name for the amazing [Nintendo Revolution]. B. 'The Console Formerly Known As Revolution'

All the girls will want to come play with my Wii.

Author: Tesko Virgo http://wii.urbanup.com/1730866
8. (Wii) (78↑, 16↓)
a sweet system that video game companies make shitty video games for

The Wii is a genious system and the best selling system of the fifth generation. However, other companies either don't make their games for it, or water it down to the bear minimum.

Author: NintendoMan http://wii.urbanup.com/4065766
9. (Wii) (130↑, 86↓)
The newest Nintendo console. Originally, we all thought it would be great with it's motion sensing controllers, but has turned out to be really disappointing. The first reason is that Nintendo only makes games like Mario, Legend of Zelda, ect. No offense to Super Mario or Link, but that's all Nintendo's feeding us. Nintendo made it a family console so Nintendo produces NO M-Rated games, (3rd party developers do) and no voice chat in fear of trash talking 10 year olds. Also, the series we have known and love (like Zelda) are way to easy because Nintendo wants to make these games accessible to a broader audience but is really only forgetting about the guys who have been with them since the SNES days. Also the graphics rival the PS2, although there some exceptions, such as Metroid Prime 3 Corruption and Super Mario Galaxy. If you do own this console, you'll find that the best games for it are third party - Resident Evil 4 and Metroid Prime 3. I'll summarize everything into this -No voice chat -PS2 graphics (for most of the games) -No innovation (from Nintendo)

Hey I just got a Wii\! ...It kind of sucks.... What about Twilight Princess? Too easy Super Mario Galaxy? Way too easy Super Smash Bros Brawl? That one's a winner, but no fucking voice chat\! Should have gotten a 360...

Author: Critical Acclaim http://wii.urbanup.com/3289441
10. (Wii) (45↑, 9↓)
When two asians come to your door and say "we would like to play" then you let the two strangers in your house and play a game with them.

"Mom\!\! two asian strangers wanna come in so i can play a game with them\!" wii

Author: jcfnxsgvhhhhhtrh http://wii.urbanup.com/4721983
11. (Wii) (37↑, 21↓)
Sex toy disguised as a game console.

"I'm gunna go... play... with my new Wii\!"

12. (Wii) (24↑, 12↓)
A console created by Nintendo. 5th generation. Instead of having revolutionary graphics, Nintendo concentrated on the different ways of interacting with the games. Although the company do not like 'Wii' -pronounced 'we'- to be though of as 'wee' -as in piss- did manage to release it on World Toilet Day (19th Nov 2006).

-'I'm gonna go play with my wii' -'wait what?' -'not that kind\! Nintendo wii'

13. (Wii) (39↑, 29↓)
A video game system that appeals to the casual gamer. Created by Nintendo, the Wii is a system driven by new technology, but has had limited quality software. The library is composed of mostly party games and a few AAA titles: Super Mario Galaxy, Metroid Prime 3, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Resident Evil 4, Super Paper Mario. Although the Wii has had an amazing run in its first year of sales, it is not a true next-gen system(circa 2008), nor is it a system targeted at the average or hardcore gamer. Currently, Nintendo has been unable to assure that quality titles will be released regularly as 2008's release schedule seems lackluster. Without some assurance of a promising future, Nintendo's Wii might follow in the steps of the N64 and Gamecube and be known as merely an expensive toy, rather than a gaming system. Fad? only the future will tell.

I really only play my Wii when my friends are over.. but that's why I have my 360/PS3.

14. (Wii) (36↑, 27↓)
1)A gaming console for people who want to play games, but don't want to be made fun of for it. 2)A gaming console that any noob can own face at.

Person One: I'm gonna go home and play my Xbox 360. "Cool Kid": Pfff Loser\! Person 2: I'm gonna go home and play my Wii. 'cool Kid": Hey can I come? Gamer: I can't believe my mom beat me at Wii Sports?\!?

15. (Wii) (650↑, 642↓)
The next generation system that pwns the PS3 and 360. The word itself can be used for many other things too.

Because the PS3 costs too much and the glitch it has stinks, I'm getting a Nintendo Wii. I need to go Wii-Wii. Wii will rock you. WE CAME, WII CONQUERED. Person A: Are they still making the Revolution? Person B: It's called the Wii now.

16. (wii) (52↑, 45↓)
Kids amusement toy lasting about 2 weeks of joy max also not helping cleanse the earth of obesity

kid 1: wanna play wii? kid 2: ROFL lets go outside and play instead kid 1: no I like wii kid 2: ROFLMAO try saying that when your 22 stone and not going to school due to obesity\! 5 years later: kid 1: I mumble.. li..e ..th mumble wi..mumble

17. (Wii) (58↑, 53↓)
Formerly known as the Nintendo Revolution, the Wii will be Nintendo's fifth entry to the console marketplace. Nintendo revealed the new name on April 27th, 2006, and experienced a huge internet backlash. Nintendo has insisted as of yet that the Wii, which is pronounced "we," will in fact be the universal name of the system. It will launch in November 2006.

Angry Nintendo Fans: "OMG we want teh revolution not teh Wii\!" Iwata: "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would smell as sweet."

Author: Creasy pH Level http://wii.urbanup.com/1727379
18. (Wii) (7↑, 3↓)
A game console with lame last generation graphics. The sistem sells like crazy because of its casual games, innovative controller and some first party games. This console has little third party support that´s why it sucks compared to the competition.

Nintendo fan: When is MVC3 coming to the nintendo Wii? Capcom: mm... never Nintendo fan: How about Resident Evil 5? Capcom: Nope Nintendo Fan: Devil Ma... Capcom: Kid Just Buy a real new generation console already

Author: None the ritcher http://wii.urbanup.com/5657008
19. (Wii) (9↑, 5↓)
Gaming console that has killed what used to be, the glorius Nintendo company. A futile attempt to keep up with Microsofts Xbox 360, and Sony's PS3

Whats a wii?

20. (Wii) (61↑, 57↓)
Wii refers to the newest video game console from [Nintendo]. The Wii used to be called the [Nintendo Revolution]. Many jokes have arisen based on the name. Pronounced "Wii."

Nintendo Wii is going to be awesome\! My girlfriend and I have been playing games with my Wii for hours\! The Wii is amazing\! My girlfriend's good at playing games, but when it comes to playing with my Wii, I always win.

21. (Wii) (45↑, 41↓)
Pronounced: “Wee” The name of Nintendo’s next Generation console that was originally code-named: Revolution. Countless long time Nintendo fans are debating over the originality of the name and if Revolution should have been the real name. Wii is supposed to mean “We” as in “We play together”. Reason why it’s written this way is because in Japanese, the letter “i” is pronounced like an “e” (while an “e” is pronounced like the sound “hey”). The two “i” in Wii also represent the controllers that will be used for the game console. This console will be the first console to go down in history by not having a name with real words:

"Wii" is not a word or an acronym like the names of these systems: Family Computer / Nintendo Entertainment System Super Family Computer / Super Nintendo Entertainment System GameBoy VirtualBoy Nintendo 64 GameBoy Color GameCube Nintendo Developer System / Dual Screen GameBoy Advance Mark III / Master System Mega Drive / Genesis GameGear Nomad Saturn Dreamcast X BOX X BOX 360 PlayStation PlayStation 2 PlayStation 3 PlayStation Portable PC-engine / Turbo Graphics 16 Linx

Author: the_importer http://wii.urbanup.com/1723565
22. (Wii) (17↑, 14↓)
1:A recent nintendo game consol manufactured to saticify a kids need for gameing. 2:A silly way to say Penis.Wii, or Wii-Wii

Billy" Hey, Mary. I got the Wii for my birthday yesterday, want to play two player?" Mary" Oh, I'd love to, can i bring some friends?" Billy" The more the maryier" :D

23. (Wii) (91↑, 88↓)
An awesome gaming system that everyone you know says it sucks; but it totally pwns everything else.

Me: Hey man, I got the Wii. Randumb: d00d, that's retarded. Me: *smacks the crap out of him*

24. (wii) (521↑, 518↓)
also know as the nintendo revolution, its gonna be the most kickass system out ever\! currently its beating ps3 at E3 as the most expected console

wii is soo kickass\! i think that it will blow the ps3 away\!

25. (wii) (42↑, 39↓)
Nintendo's new console, previously code-named the Revolution. Featuring free-hand motion sensitive controllers, Nintendo claim the console will 'revolutionise' the way people play games.

"Have you seen the new screenshots for Zelda on the Wii?"

26. (Wii) (98↑, 97↓)
The name for Nintendo's new videogame console. It's got a motion sensing remote control. Any movement you make, the same happens on screen. Play Tennis with Wii Sports, shoot-'em-ups with Metroid Prime 3, escape from disaster with Day of Disaster, smash things to pieces with H.A.M.M.E.R. (which has a guest appearence from M.C. Hammer), jump around with Mario Galaxy and play many more fresh, interesting, inviting games with the Nintendo Wii.

"Yo man, you gonna come play Wii Sports later round my yard?" "Yes, bruv - knows it\!"

Author: Reggie Fils-Aime http://wii.urbanup.com/1774182
27. (Wii) (51↑, 50↓)
Nintendo's next-genration console, formerly known by the codename "Revolution."

I'm looking forward to playing Nintendo's revolutionary system, the Wii.

28. (Wii) (1↑, 2↓)
Wii dont have one.

"Have you got the Wii" "Wii are gay"

Author: Nintendo.Wii http://wii.urbanup.com/6314357
29. (Wii) (42↑, 43↓)
[Nintendo]'s new, official name for the next-gen console codenamed [Nintendo Revolution].

Am I happy it’s called Wii? No. Will I still buy the console? Yes.

30. (Wii) (0↑, 2↓)
Something that was the shit when it first came out, now nobody cares about it.

Guy: Dude, I was just playing my Wii Guy 2: I'm thirsty

31. (Wii) (6↑, 8↓)
The worst game console in history. Complete with a mixture of bad graphics and a fan base full of whiny little kids who like to swing there arms around like they have down syndrome.

Xbox: I'm gonna play some xbox. Wii: Xbox is stupid im gonna play the wii\! Xbox: What the game with terrible graphics and gameplay? Wii: Noooooo\! I'm gonna tell on you. Xbox: Go swing your arms around like a retard and play the wii stupid little kid.

Author: Johnson Legit http://wii.urbanup.com/5607573
32. (Wii) (12↑, 14↓)
The 21st Century solution to child obesity.

Parent: "My kid never goes out to play" Teacher: "Get him a Wii"

33. (Wii) (44↑, 46↓)
The name for Nintendo's next generation console, which features a motion sensing remote-shaped controller. Formerly known as the Revolution.

I love playing with my Nintendo Wii\!

Author: John Bob Doe http://wii.urbanup.com/1739716
34. (wii) (26↑, 28↓)
The new name for the next generation Nintendo video game system

I can't wait to play Wii.

35. (Wii) (12↑, 15↓)
Small, white console by Nintendo to satisfy good, Christian families and their need to make everything all nice and friendly. Hosted such games as: Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess Super Mario Galaxy Super Smash Bros. Brawl Masturbation Attack 3 Lesbian Sex Party Girls Gone Wild: The Game Homosexual Satisfaction Treehouse of Orgies

Mark: I just got a Wii yesterday\! We're playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl right now\! Steve: Cool, man, have you bought Girls Gone Wild: The Game yet? Mark: That exists? Steve: If you believa hard enough, then yes, it does.

Author: Ellisniss MGP http://wii.urbanup.com/4508651
36. (Wii) (1↑, 5↓)
A Wii console released in November 2006 by Nintendo.

[The Kid: I got a Wii for Christmas\!] [Parents: Now don't break it. Otherwise you will be grounded.] [The Kid: OK. I won't. I promise. :)]

Author: Ashley Barry-Farrington http://wii.urbanup.com/4459044
37. (wii) (34↑, 38↓)
[Nintendo]'s new name for their latest videogame console, formerly known as the Revolution.

Nintendo's coming out with a new videogame console? Wii\!

38. (wii) (1↑, 6↓)
the word describing something or some one that is utterly lame

hey john what do you think of my new glasses? those glasses are so wii

Author: psychadelictyrranosaurusrex http://wii.urbanup.com/5413494
39. (Wii) (5↑, 10↓)
The Wii is great for people who enjoy older games such as Paper Mario and SMRPG. but for people who prefer better graphics, the 360 is okay.

bob: duuude I want a wii so I can play paper mario\!\!\!\! fred: well I want a 360 so I can play call of duty\!\!\!

40. (Wii) (14↑, 19↓)
Formerly known as the Nintendo Revolution, the next video game system (after the Gamecube)from Nintendo. The name change was a suprize but the new controller which look like a remote but with a lot more control. The Wii will fight for a spot in the next generation battle agianst Microsoft's allready released Xbox 360 and Sony's Playstation 3.

Nintendo's new system is the Wii.

Author: Jack Sullivan http://wii.urbanup.com/1722424
41. (wii) (416↑, 421↓)
The new name for the Nintendo Revolution console. Pronounced 'We'.

My buddies and I are going to bust out the Wii tonight. We'll be playing that thing until our arms go numb from swinging them around.

42. (wii) (1↑, 7↓)
a game between two people trying to cause arousal

i want some, let's play the [wii]

Author: InsaneOverdrive http://wii.urbanup.com/4459938
43. (Wii) (55↑, 61↓)
A small, shiny, plastic version of God. Has great controls, innovative and original games (Zach & Wiki, Wii Fit) and an extensive online library of games from older Nintendo systems and other consoles that were destroyed by Nintendo in the nineties (NeoGeo, TurboGrafix, Sega Genesis). Despite having great-but-not-as-great-graphics-as-the-costs-more-than-the-3DO-did-PS3, it still maintains a level of pure awesomeness that can only be equaled by somehow getting beer to stay cold in a room temperature environment without any form of refrigeration devices. In comparison with other systems on the market, the Wii has done what no one saw coming; it pwned the the most recent in the playstation line of consoles, the PS3\! Compared to the Xbox 360, the two are both killing the costs-so-much-only-the-kids-of-sony-CEO's-can-afford-one-PS3, the two fairly equal in terms of overall rock\! Due to this amount of rock and the overwhelming amount of Downs syndrome sufferers running Walmart, the Wii is in short supply.

Guy (to friend): Hey, I just bought a Wii\! Friend stares in utter disbelief: Holy hand basket of awesome\! How? The last one was sold at Walmart months ago\! Guy (smiling): A friend of mine sold his because his parents turned Amish and I outbid a Fat Kid for it\! Friend: A fat Kid? He probably needed it more than you, the exercise and all\! Guy: I know\! Maybe he'll die\! Guy: This Wii is so awesome\! Son-of-sony-CEO arrives in porsche: HAHAHAHA\!\! I have a PS3 and you don't, you filthy commoner\! HAHAHAHA\!\! Guy(eyes glowing): Wii know where you live. PS3Fag: *dying* But I'm too affluent to die\! *death rattle*

44. (Wii) (58↑, 64↓)
An infantile atrocity for 7 year olds with underdeveloped motor skills.

The Nintendo Wii is utter wii wii.

Author: Sarcastic Bastard http://wii.urbanup.com/2635669
45. (wii) (70↑, 76↓)
A. The final name for the amazing [Nintendo Revolution]. B. 'The Console Formerly Known As Revolution'

All the girls will want to come play with my Wii.

Author: Tesko Virgo http://wii.urbanup.com/1730884
46. (wii) (13↑, 19↓)
The Nintendo Revolution's new name. Pronounced 'we'.

'Hey, wanna go play with my Wii?'

47. (Wii) (15↑, 21↓)
Pronounced like 'we' or 'Whee' The True name for Nintendos Next Gen System. 'Revoloution' Was just a code name to show what Nintendo was headed for. Now, this name, as stupid as it sounds, is quite ingenious. There are no Abbreviations needed, it can easily be pronounced in all languages, andit's a simple name thats easy to remember. But, it does sound kinda funny

A: I think Wii stands for Were Into Illegal Drugs C: Dude, that WIID.... A: STFU

48. (Wii) (29↑, 35↓)
Nintendo's new name for the much-hyped Revolution console. Is pronounced "we". According to Nintendo, Wii symbolizes togetherness, with its two i's resembling like people next to eachother. They claim it is a name that will cross language barriers, and avoid abbreviation. They say it will be remembered by consumers, and hope it will become the next iPod or Google. Many gamers, however, are less than enthusiastic about the name change, once again saying "Nintendo is Doomed\!" and making potty jokes. (Get it? Wee? Ahahaha). Some say it's a hoax, some like the idea, some hate it. Will it succeed? Only time will tell.

Person One - I'm going out to buy a Nintendo Wii. Person Two - Haha, you said 'wee'. Person One - Shut up.

Author: Consoles aren't names. http://wii.urbanup.com/1727555
49. (Wii) (17↑, 23↓)
A [video game] [console], more specificly, the name of Nintendo's next generation console. The Wii started out life under the codename "[Revolution]" and was known as such until April 27th 2006. Not much is known about the Wii except that it uses a motion sensor controller, will be backwards compatable with all [Gamecube] games, and will have a "Virtual Console" that you can use to play downloadable games that were available on earlier [Nintendo] systems. Nintendo has also stated that the controller will have various addons available as well asn teh ability to dock into a "shell" that resembles a more traditional controller.

I can not believe that Nintendo renamed the Revolution the Wii\!

50. (Wii) (12↑, 18↓)
New Nintendo home console previously codenamed Revolution. The Big N explained the decision behind the name in a statement: Introducing... Wii. As in "we." While the code-name Revolution expressed our direction, Wii represents the answer. Wii will break down that wall that seperates videogame players from everybody else. Wii will put people more in touch with their games... and each other. But you're probably asking: What does the name mean? Wii sounds like "we," which emphasizes the console is for everyone. Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii. Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people playing it. And Wii, as a name and a console, brings something revolutionary to the world of videogames that sets it apart from the crowd. So that's Wii. But now Nintendo needs you. Because it's really not about you or me. It's about Wii. And together, Wii will change everything.

I'm going to go buy a Wii.

51. (Wii) (4↑, 11↓)
The latest gaming console by [Nintendo] as of now. Wii allows gamers to point the controller at the screen to aim and swing the controller to attack. These consoles are EXTREMELY rare (it took me two weeks to find one) so they sell pretty high on [Ebay]. After its release, Nintendo fans rushed to buy it but Xbox and Playstation users proceeded to make fun of the console, sparking such jokes as "hey man want to play with my Wii?" and "All this gaming makes me Wii-tarded."

The Wii is a fun console if your pointer works correctly.

Author: ServiceWithaSmile http://wii.urbanup.com/3820743
52. (wii) (65↑, 72↓)
a. The official name for Nintendo's new console. (previously known as the Nintendo Revolution) b. A bizarre marketing decision. c. The epitome of awesomeness. God's gift to the world.

The wii is going to be so wii, but why'd they call it wii, that sure was a wii thing to do. Oh well, the wii will still wii regardless of Nintendo's wii.

53. (Wii) (9↑, 16↓)
The recently announced name for Nintendo's new home entertainment system. (formerly known as the Revolution) Criticized by many as sounding silly and likely to deter sales. However, it has generated an unprecedented amount of buzz on web sites and Internet message boards. Whether Nintendo named it something so outrageous for the sole purpose of generating free publicity, or if they honestly feel that it is a sensible name that will make people want to buy the system has yet to be discovered.

"Would you like to play with my Wii? I just bought some new accsessorys and add-ons that I would love to try out."

Author: Tyler Elliott http://wii.urbanup.com/1734249
54. (wii) (12↑, 19↓)
The name given to Nintendo Corporation's game console from Revolution. Pronounced in english "wee", marketing reasons by Nintendo prompted the name change.

Wii will change the world.

55. (Wii) (10↑, 17↓)
The new name for Nintendo's new console gaming system, formerly called the [Nintendo Revolution]. After the name was announced, it was met with much criticism and opposition from the gaming community (who, within a day of the announcement, came up with many clever satirical faux-logos for the console's new name). Pronunciation: wee

1. "I'm bored. I'm gonna go play with my Wii." 2. "My Wii is my favorite toy." 3. "Excuse me, electronics store worker guy, can you open that case for me? I'd like to take a Wii." 4. "Wiiiiiiiiiiii\!"

Author: monkeysquat http://wii.urbanup.com/1724332
56. (Wii) (9↑, 16↓)
wii, pronounced we: being the name for nintendos seventh generation console formerly known as "revolution"

We whould go play some red steel on my new Wii

Author: King Pendragon http://wii.urbanup.com/1724122
57. (Wii) (38↑, 45↓)
This is the new name for the highly-accliamed Nintendo Revolution. It's meant to symbolise togetherness (as it's pronouced 'we) as well as 'ii' meaning 'good' in Japanese. However, it's Nintendo seeing how far it can push us before we just jump-ship and drown.

"Hey. Wanna come over and play with my Wii?" "I can't wait till Autumn when I can finally have a Wii"

Author: Thegreatnick http://wii.urbanup.com/1724051
58. (Wii) (8↑, 15↓)
1) The official name of the new Nintendo Console. Previously known by its codename, Revolution.

Mom: What's all that noise? Little Johnny: I'm in my room playing with my Wii\!

59. (wii) (36↑, 43↓)
The new name for the [Nintendo Revolution]. Wii. As in 'we', is ment to show togetherness or something, or as someone said "Not you or I, but Wii" It may also be worth noting that "ii" means "good" in Japanese.

Me-"Hey\! Do you want to play with my Wii?" Friend-"Um what?"

60. (Wii) (22↑, 29↓)
The official name of the [Nintendo Revolution].

Introducing... Wii. As in "we." While the code-name Revolution expressed our direction, Wii represents the answer. Wii will break down that wall that separates videogame players from everybody else. Wii will put people more in touch with their games... and each other. But you're probably asking: What does the name mean? Wii sounds like "we," which emphasizes the console is for everyone. Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii. Wii has a distinctive "ii" spelling that symbolizes both the unique controllers and the image of people playing it. And Wii, as a name and a console, brings something revolutionary to the world of videogames that sets it apart from the crowd. So that's Wii. But now Nintendo needs you. Because it's really not about you or me. It's about Wii. And together, Wii will change everything.

61. (Wii) (14↑, 22↓)
New Slang for Penis.New Slang Invented By Chris Benoit In The YouTube Video Called ''Chris Benoit Tribute 2'' by YouTube User ManBearPig2280.

Chris Benoit:''I think I will go play with my Wii,Ooo oo,yeah baby,thats the good stuff oops got myself in the eye''

Author: Anon666666666666666 http://wii.urbanup.com/2697861
62. (Wii) (11↑, 19↓)
Wii (pronounced as the word "we", IPA: /wi&\#720;/) is Nintendo's seventh-generation video game console. Its official project code name was Revolution. A major feature of Wii is the console's wireless controller, the Wii Remote, that may be used as a handheld pointing device and can detect motion and rotation in three dimensions. The controller also contains a speaker and a rumble device to provide sensory feedback, and can be used to turn Wii on and off. The console also features a stand-by mode entitled WiiConnect24, enabling it to receive messages and updates over the Internet while consuming very little electrical power. Nintendo unveiled the system under the code name Revolution in 2005 at its E3 press conference. Satoru Iwata, Nintendo's President, revealed a prototype of the system's game controller at the 2005 Tokyo Game Show during his keynote speech in September 2005.[2] For E3 2006, Wii won the Game Critics Awards for Best of Show and Best Hardware.[3] Wii is set to be released on November 19, 2006 in North America, December 2, 2006 in Japan, December 7, 2006 in Australia and New Zealand, and December 8, 2006 in Europe. On September 14, 2006 and September 15, 2006, Nintendo announced release information for Japan, North and Latin America, Australia & Europe, including dates and prices. The information can be seen in the table below. At a June 7, 2006 policy briefing, Nintendo revealed that it intends to release 6 million console units and 17 million software units during the fiscal year ending March 31, 2007 and 4 million or more console units by the end of the 2006 calendar year.[1] On September 14, 2006, it was announced that the majority of the 2006 shipments will be allotted to the Americas.[4] Nintendo of Canada vice president and general manager Ron Bertram stated that the company expects a million consoles for North America at launch,[5] information picked up by IGN on September 25, 2006.[6] The next day, Nintendo branded the information as a "misstatement about the number of Wii consoles that will be available in the Americas during the launch rollout," and reiterated earlier statements of expected sales of 4 million consoles worldwide by the end of 2006 with the largest allotment available in the Americas. The company affirmed that they "are working to ensure a plentiful supply and a consistent flow."[7] Despite the price point of US$60 quoted for many seventh generation games,[8] Satoru Iwata said that it is unlikely that first-party games would cost more than US$50 (GBP£34 - £39). [9] The console was known by the codename of "Revolution" until immediately prior to E3 2006. Nintendo spells "Wii" with two "i"s to imply an image of players gathering together, as well as to represent the console's controllers. Nintendo has given many reasons for its choice of name since its announcement; however, the most well known is: Wii Wii sounds like 'we', which emphasizes that the console is for everyone. Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii.[17] Wii According to the Nintendo Style Guide: A Guide to the Proper Usage of Some of Nintendo's Products: Wii It is simply Wii, not Nintendo Wii. It is pronounced "we", indicating its all-inclusive nature. The name works best at the beginning of declarative statements. For clarity, it is best to avoid passive verbs and prepositions.[17] Wii Despite Nintendo's justification for the name, many members of the press, online communities and even game developers[18] reacted negatively to the name change. Some have expressed "fear that the name would convey a continued sense of 'kidiness' [sic] to the console"[19], "wish Nintendo had stuck with 'Revolution'"[20], or even made fun of the name for its phonetic similarities to words in English and French. Still, Nintendo defends its choice of Wii over Revolution, and suggests to that those who dislike the name to "live with it, sleep with it, eat with it, move along with it"[21].

Join The Revolution Wii can change the world.

Author: Vladimir Clavenqwer http://wii.urbanup.com/2018189
63. (Wii) (43↑, 51↓)
The name of the new Nintendo system being released later this year. Used to be called the Revolution. This system will revolutionise the gaming industry a wii bit.

Me and my girlfriend played with my Wii all night.

64. (wii) (7↑, 15↓)
Nintendo's new name for its 2006 Revolution project as of 4 28, 2006. The renaming of the project took many consumers by suprise. The Wii is supposed to transcend language barriers and be easy for anyone to pronounce. It has origins in the English "we" indicating that playing together will be central to the system. The "ii" has a similar sound to the "e" in English and puns on the plural of the first person singular nominative "I" in English by duplicating and thus pluralizing it, whereas "we" is the first person plural nominative case.

Wii really need to do something about this new name they came up with.

65. (Wii) (16↑, 24↓)
Nintendo's new console. Formerly known as Nintendo Revolution. Pronounced 'We'

That Nintendo Wii is the shit.

66. (Wii) (13↑, 21↓)
The new release name of the Nintendo 'Revolution'. Wii is pronounced like 'we', and symbolizes 'we' as in the players, to emphasize the themes of fun and interaction. The two ii's are ment to represent either or both the controllers and the players. Widely regarded as sounding absolutely rediculous.

"Dude, I want to connect my Wii to your Wii and we'll have a Wiiwii party all night\!" "I can't wait until fall to take a Wii\! I need to Wii right now\!"

Author: RealBigNUKE http://wii.urbanup.com/1723818
67. (wii) (6↑, 14↓)
wii, pronounced we: being the name for nintendos fith generation console formerly known as "revolution"

We whould go play some red steel on my new wii

Author: King Pendragon http://wii.urbanup.com/1723530
68. (Wii) (25↑, 33↓)
nintendo's replacement kickass name for its next generation console, replaced from the boring "revolution" system name.

hey dude, wanna go play with my wii at my house? um, i think i'd rather not play with your "wii"

Author: lucas estaves http://wii.urbanup.com/1722147
69. (wii) (12↑, 21↓)
A gaming console designed by Nintendo, released in November 2006. The Wii is best-known for its unique motion-sensitive controller and the fact that one can create their own Wii by duct-taping two GameCubes together.

"The Wii is a piece of shit\!" "The Wii is two GameCubes duct-taped together\!"

70. (Wii) (2↑, 11↓)
Pron Why-eye. A Geordie greeting in the gaming age.

Wii mon ya goin doon the toon? Translated: Hello, are you going into town?

Author: Drew Clarke http://wii.urbanup.com/2737857
71. (Wii) (18↑, 27↓)
The renamed Nintendo System "Revolution" changed to Wii for whatever reason..

I'm going to by a Wii for my B-Day.

Author: The Tan Man http://wii.urbanup.com/1729745
72. (Wii) (12↑, 21↓)
Nintendo's fifth home video game console and the successor to the Nintendo GameCube. The previous name was Nintendo Revolution.

Joe: Hey, u wanna come play with my Wii? Bob: I love to play with my Wii, i just got a new game we can play together.

Author: xsupercat8000 http://wii.urbanup.com/1727526
73. (wii) (12↑, 21↓)
Nintendo's new gaming system. Was nicknamed "revolution" for awhile. Supposedly the new wave of gaming.

"Let's go play with our Wii's\!"

74. (wii) (7↑, 16↓)
Nintendo's next gen system, previously called the [Nintendo Revolution]. Officially pronounced as "we". Named April 27, 06.

wii..."W" "I" "I" WHY?\!?\!?\!?

Author: Mike and Owen http://wii.urbanup.com/1723246
75. (Wii) (11↑, 20↓)
Wii, is the official name of Nintendos next gen game console. Revolution was the systems codename, Wii is the consoles official title.

Nintendos Wii is going to cost far far less than Sonys PS3 and Microsofts Xbox360.

76. (Wii) (63↑, 73↓)
One of the best forms of entertainment with friends. released on Nov 19 2006 and had a big turn out. i was there and got one. Oh yeah, and no one sold it later on ebay because they actually wanted one. PS3 sux and will never live up to Wii. xbox is ok. But Wii forever

Sorry cant talk, i have to clean my new shine white wii that i got last weekend. i finally feel complete as a person

Author: Captain Amazing http://wii.urbanup.com/2124105
77. (Wii) (26↑, 36↓)
The seventh generation console for Nintendo. Instead of using conventional controllers, the Wii is going to use wireless remote control styled controller. Its original code name was [Nintendo Revolutions], which was a much better and sensible name. However, this should not impede the fact that this console has potential.

The Wii might be the greatest of the seventh generation consoles.

78. (Wii) (16↑, 26↓)
Nintendo's awesome console, which is the successor to the GameCube, that was somewhat unfortunately named Wii, which replaced its original codename 'Revolution'. But you'll get used to it. pronounced 'we'

Lets play some Wii\! I hope my mom doesn't catch me playing with my Wii. And this little piggy went "Wii, Wii, Wii," all the way home\!

Author: Johnny Chu-Calamari, the Third, the Only, the Great http://wii.urbanup.com/1734010
79. (wii) (0↑, 11↓)
The 5th generation of Nintendo's video game consoles. Also, it is a total chick magnet. If you are going to have a small party with friends and you have some girls over, bust out the wii. Its easy to use controls and ability to make people interact is great entertainment.

Guy1: I have no ideas on how to entertain the girls. what should i do? Guy2: bust out the wii\!

Author: serjsoadfan http://wii.urbanup.com/2775119
80. (wii) (9↑, 20↓)
The official name for nintendo's new Console, formerly known as the [revolution].

Some fan boys went fucking [ape shit] when Nintendo's revolution was renamed to wii.

81. (Wii) (10↑, 21↓)
Wii (pronounced "Wee") is the name for Nintendo's new [console] to be released in 2006. The soundalike word [wee] is also a euphemism for urinating. Nintendo had always insisted they would become "number one", and now they are.

"I'm going for a Nintendo." / "Have a Wii for me."

82. (Wii) (9↑, 20↓)
(pronounced "W&\#275;" from english we, pronoun for the first person plural) A gaming system made by [Nintendo] that has recently been renamed Wii from the previous codename "[Revolution]." it utilizes motion sensing technology in oder to make games more immersive and is not designed graphicly to compete with the [Playstation 3] or the [Xbox 360]. Was the victim of backlash from changing the name from Revolution, but at the same time gained mass publicity by shocking everyone with the unothodox name.

0MG l0lz, t3h w\!\! w\!\! is t3h gh3y3st n4m3 3v4Rz. - or - Man, can no one give this whole Wii thing a rest? It's only a name\!

83. (Wii) (8↑, 19↓)
The new name for Nintendo's next generation gaming system. Firsthand called the Revolution, and now given the name "Wii" (as in wee) Since the news, it's now the bane of many toilet jokes.

"Wanna come to my house and play with my Wii?" "sick dude"

84. (wii) (22↑, 33↓)
To change a cool sounding product into a name that sounds like you have to go to the bathroom

The Wii is a revolutionary product

85. (wii) (10↑, 21↓)
The official name for the system formerly codenamed "Nintendo Revolution".

................wtf. They actually named it Wii? That makes "Nintendo Go" sound good. I want "Nintendo Gimme" dammit\!

86. (Wii) (0↑, 12↓)
A female that is very attractive

"DAMN, look at that girl. She is so wii"

Author: RossTheeBoss http://wii.urbanup.com/3315325
87. (Wii) (6↑, 18↓)
A very interactive sex machine that is able to give [blow jobs] and [rim jobs].

Man, I played with my Wii so much last night I started to [cum].

Author: Gary Coleman IV http://wii.urbanup.com/3158184
88. (Wii) (14↑, 26↓)
The new codename for the Nintendo Revolution. Named so because of its pun with "we" and the odd shape of its controller. The "ii" spelling is intended to represent "both the unique controllers and the image of people gathering to play." It may also be worth noting that "ii" means "good" in Japanese. [Gamespot.com]

Good example: Nintendo sums up the name change with the following comments: "So that's Wii. But now Nintendo needs you. Because, it's really not about you or me. It's about Wii. And together, Wii will change everything." [Gamespot.com] Reason why new codename is terrible: Hey lets all get together at my place and play with my Wii. I stayed up late last night playing with my Wii. it doesnt help that the controllers are long in shape, further bearing a resemblance to a "Wii"...

89. (Wii) (7↑, 19↓)
The confirmed name for the [Nintendo] Revolution games console.

I thought I wanted a PS3 or an XBOX 360, but it turns out that I really need a Wii.

90. (Wii) (27↑, 39↓)
What is bought from a shop after a kid asks his parents if he can go to the toilet.

"Mommy, can I have a wee? I really want a wee." “Maybe you can get a Wii for Christmas if you’re a good boy. You’ll have to ask Santa for one.” "But I need a wee NOW..."

91. (Wii) (3↑, 16↓)
Another word for marijuana because it sounds similar to "weed." Mostly used in text messages and phone calls for discreteness.

Hey, Johnny, you got any wii?

92. (Wii) (6↑, 19↓)
The 4th generation [Nintendo] system (pronounced "we"). Some people hate the new name and preferred the test name [Nintendo Revolution].

a) So, do you like the Wii? b) What the fuck is a Wii? a) The new Nintendo system. b) Oh, you mean the Revolution?

93. (Wii) (11↑, 24↓)
The official name of the Nintendo Revolution. pronounced "We". The two "i" are supposed to represent people, or gamers, coming together.

Wii need to come up with a better name\!

94. (Wii) (19↑, 32↓)
The official name for the Nintendo Revolution. A cool name. Nintendo freaks need to stop bitching about it.

NintendoFreak: "omg teh sony fanboys r mking fun of me tey say i lyke tuching wii wii damz u nintendo u make stupid name" Me: Shut the hell up

Author: Militiagung64 http://wii.urbanup.com/1722578
95. (Wii) (3↑, 17↓)
tr-verb; to exercise

I stretch before I Wii

96. (Wii) (13↑, 28↓)
Wii as in, why the hell would nintendo make a kick ass game system and a majority of shitty games? Or Wii as in "mom ima goin to play with my Wii" to which is replied "wash your hands before dinner\!" Or "Hey Dave you wanna play with my Wii?" to which is replied with "A large beating with a pipe wrench" Or To which your girlfriend asks " you wanna play with my Wii?" responded with " you dumping your girl for being mistaken as a transexual". In other words a system that causes infinite trouble.

You walk to a girl in a crowded street and you say "you wanna play with my Wii? So your in jail and you ask a man " You wanna play with my Wii? Your having trouble sitting down, your released from jail. Your outside and you ask a little girl " you wanna play with my Wii?" So your in court and you ask the judge " You wanna play with my Wii?" Your on Deathrow, you decided you shouldn't have gotten Wii cause no one wants to play with you.

97. (wii) (11↑, 26↓)
The funniest name ever green-lighted for a video game console.

Sorry I am so out of it today, I stayed up all night playing with my "wii".

Author: S. MiyamoWIIIIII\!\!\! http://wii.urbanup.com/1722596
98. (Wii) (10↑, 26↓)
A console that's performance is what it says on the box. I have used it and it plays like piss.

Sanjay: I'm getting a Wii. Billybob: Why, the Nintendo, Piss, I mean Wii, has terrible graphics and rubbish gameplay. Get an Xbox 360, or at least a PS3. Sanjay: I think I'll get a 360 and that new Alienware laptop instead. Billybob: Good man.

99. (wii) (13↑, 29↓)
A repackaged Gamecube with motion controls. Formerly known as the Levorution

"When you a see Wii no gurafikusu, you say wow....NOT\!" -- Satoru Iwata Wii would rike to pray

Author: Michael E. Jones http://wii.urbanup.com/2390009
100. (wii) (6↑, 22↓)
The new name of the Nintendo Revolution, supposedly created to show the togetherness of the system, and how it overpasses the gamer stereotype. Ironically enough, it appears that the easiest part of making a system is where nintendo messed this one up, despite the fact that they seem to have messed up other things as well. they claim it is "We" but offer no explanation as to why they didn't simply name it "we". Nintendo fan boys will claim that names such as the Gameboy were revolutionary too, but at least 'Game' and 'Boy' are, in fact, words.

"Wii: as in We" - Nintendo

101. (Wii) (7↑, 23↓)
The new name for Nintendo's next console, which was originally called the "Revolution". Nintendo has decided to make the worst move in the history of videogames by changing their new console name from something cool as the "Revolution" to something retarded as "Wii".

Guy 1: "Nintendo decided to change their new console name to Nintendo Wii." Guy 2: "so it's not Nintendo Revolution anymore?" Guy1: "No it's Nintendo Wii now. Guy 2: "What does Wii mean?" Guy 1: "I think it's hebrew."

Author: WassaMattaU http://wii.urbanup.com/1727878
102. (Wii) (6↑, 23↓)
Nintedo's fifth generation into the console wars, formerly known only by the code name, and superior name all around, Revolution, Nintendo has recently announced it's name as Wii, pronounced as "we" it simbolizes the point Nintendo has been trying to get across that this console will be for everyone, from kids to the elderly, and aparently the homosexual. Nintendo of America has also gone on record saying that the console name will not be changed, or any different when sent over seas. Many people have mixed reactions from this... interesting new name, many spawning lame and immature jokes, whether they're true or not, and while it may not be good publicity, it's still publicity. ... Seriously...Wii. I shit you not.

"Hey man, did hear they changed the Rev's name to Wii?" "No way man, that's "wiik" LAWL" "ROFL" "Hey dude wanna come to my place and play it up with my wii?" "Uh...no?" "Come one, it got great game play and pretty decent graphics, my wii's the best" "No thanks."

Author: Secret Saiyan FTW http://wii.urbanup.com/1724821
103. (wii) (12↑, 30↓)
The best game console ever...... with the worst name ever.

I'm gonna go home and play with my wii all night long\!

Author: I swear to Drunk, I'm not God\! http://wii.urbanup.com/2161355
104. (wii) (9↑, 27↓)
The sound of the internets celebrating ridiculous news - taken from the announcement of the name of Nintendo's home console - the Wii

Wii wiiii\!\! I want to play with your Wii... What Colour is Your Wii...? etc

Author: superstring http://wii.urbanup.com/1736496
105. (Wii) (8↑, 26↓)
Nintendo's new name for their next generation console, Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak as another word for piss.

That old guy smelt of Wii. I'm going to play on my Nintendo\! Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiii\!

106. (wii) (15↑, 34↓)
A videogame system released in late 2006 by Nintendo. It uses motion sensor technology and detects the movements of the wireles controller, also called the "wii-mote", and its attachment, the nunchuck. The Wii was originally going to be called the nintendo dolphin, which was also the early name of the nintendo gamecube, but once again the name was over-ruled by the name "nintendo revolution." this name was also veto'd and the system recieved the name "wii" just weeks before its release in america. The wii comes with a game called "wii sports" which, like most wii games, has graphics only slightly better than that of the nintendo 64, which was released almost 10 years ago. The concept of the Wii will get you playing it non-stop for the first couple of days that you own it, but as soon as your wii-mote loses about half of its battery power, the whole system is [fucked] and the motion detector bar will be confused as to what you are attempting to do, and thereby go in every direction you are not trying to go. the only decent games for the wii are "avatar: the last airbender," which was dissapointing because it was so short, "metal slug anthology", "the legend of zelda: twilight princess", and "Sonic and the Secret Rings." these games prosper over all others due to the fact they are not a series of poor-graphic mini-games in a poor excuse for a storyline. if you are considering buying a wii and are over the age of 10, you should instead go down to the hardware store and buy a large, $50 hammer so you can knock some sense into yourself, and then buy a half-ounce of purple kush, drive down to crazy j's house, and roll yourself a couple of fatties, because marijuana is a much better investment then a nintendo wii. ALSO, nintendo started changing the first syllable of just about every word in the english language to "wii"

"woah dude, i just drove my wii-tomobile to the wii-electronics store and wii-chased a nintendo wii, and while i was wii boxing my wii-mote slipped out of my hands and crashed wii-to my wii-levision screen, there was a huge wii-splosion and i had to call the fire wii-partment to come put out the wii-ferno that was wii-ing from my wii\!"

107. (wii) (8↑, 28↓)
The new name for the upcoming Nintendo system. Pronounced "we", and is supposed to symbolize Nintendo's goal of uniting video gamers around the world. Unfortunately, Wii has been met with mass disapproval on the internet and in real life with few actual supporters, and has paved the way for about 10,000 urine jokes.

Person 1: Hey, you here about the new name for the Revolution? Person 2: No... Person 1: It's Wii. Spelt W-i-i. Person 2: Uhm...hmmm. Yea. Person 1: Yea. I know. The logo's pretty cool though.

Author: iter-impius http://wii.urbanup.com/1723939
108. (Wii) (11↑, 31↓)
The now official name for the Nintendo Revolution console. A name that is perhaps well-appreciated in Japan, but shunned everywhere else in the world.

The Wii scoreboard - Blatant Marketing 1, Dignity 0

109. (Wii) (24↑, 45↓)
One of the dumbest names ever given to a videogame console. Way to go Nintendo.

Mom: "Michael, what are you doing in there?" Kid: "Letting uncle Tommy play with my Wii."

Author: HarvesterOfSorrow http://wii.urbanup.com/2212194
110. (wii) (10↑, 31↓)
The Nintendo Wii, prounounced "wee" (Formerly the Revolution). A poor attempt at naming a system, and of course, it was named by a woman.

Dude, let's play some Wii

111. (wii) (14↑, 35↓)
[Nintendo]'s new console previously known as "The Revolution." Nintendo has since decided the name "Revolution" has caught on a little too well, so they decided to throw a curve-ball. However, many gamers consider this to be a bad move by Nintendo, as it allows Microsoft and Sony to get a few RBI's (runs batted in), since everybody knows what an "Xbox" and a "Playstation" is, and nobody quite cares what "Wii" means. The Wii strategy can be summed up here: 1) Underpowered in relation to the Xbox and Playstation game consoles, and only marginally faster than the GameCube. Nintendo hopes to rely on the same gimmicky "innovations" that made the DS every fanboy's wetdream. 2) The controller is based on the principles of the NES system's Zapper (light gun) technology, Nintendo hopes to market a whole new console full of the same rehashed shit they've always been feeding us. The "point and shoot" Zapper gun after all, was a huge success with duck hunt. 3) Nintendo has not had a good success rate with flooding their game systems with games, so once again they plan on having a service where you can buy and download old games from systems such as the NES, SNES, N64, and so on. This will help Nintendo trick gamers into thinking they're getting their money's worth. Afterall, it costs nothing to release a game for download, since you don't have to you know.. actually DEVELOP and PACKAGE the game. 4) Nintendo also picked the name "Wii" because they enjoy the pun associated with changing the word "We" in sentences, to "Wii". It makes them giggle. Examples below.

"Wii sounds like 'we,' which emphasizes that the console is for everyone. Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii." "Wii will put people more in touch with their games..." "Wii will break down that wall that separates video game players from everybody else." "Because, it's really not about you or me. It's about Wii." "Wii will Wii will Rock you." Real-world demonstration: "Have you heard about THE REVOLUTION?" - "It's called the Wii now dude..." "What the fuck is a Wii" - "It's Nintendo's new console" "Whatever happened to the Revolution?"

Author: Somaro, O.G. Lex http://wii.urbanup.com/1726251
112. (Wii) (9↑, 32↓)
The new generation [Nintendo] gaming console, pronounced the same as the word 'we'. It was previously thought to be called the Nintendo Revolution, but the name was changed just days before the 2006 [E3] gaming conference. It was named Wii because Nintendo thought that they should include everyone in the gaming experience, and it is spelled 'uniquely' because of the 'unique' controller design.

-Have you seen the new Nintendo console? -The Nintendo Revolution? -No, they changed it to the Nintendo Wii -That sounds gay. -Well, it IS made by Nintendo.

Author: James Tilly Matthews http://wii.urbanup.com/1736094
113. (wii) (12↑, 36↓)
XBox 360's little white bitch

The wii is inferior to the 360.

Author: Nikolai Nikitin http://wii.urbanup.com/2546424
114. (Wii) (20↑, 45↓)
Nintendo's newest console that offers the motion sensing feature at home. I can't possibly see how people think this owns PS3 when first off they are nothing alike, and second off Wii is outnumbered on every spec by the 360 and PS3 and all it offers is motion sensor which will get boring eventually anyways.

P1: Dude can I play with your Wii? P2: No, I don't roll that way. P1: I mean the Nintendo shit system you have. P2: Oh sure, right after I put the vibrating controller out of my ass P1: Ok remind me not to use that controller... P2: I only have one, the other one flew out of my hand and broke my TV P1: So how would we play your Wii? P2: Smoke weed until it's fun.

Author: LibidinKyle http://wii.urbanup.com/2228402
115. (Wii) (8↑, 33↓)
Nintendo's video game console known as Wii (pronounced "we") is one of three systems (others include Sony's PLAYSTATION 3 and Microsoft's Xbox 360) released into the seventh generation era of gaming consoles. Wii is solely distinguished by it's motion sensitivity and unique controller, Wii Remote, that took the shape of a television remote. Nintendo markets these features as the true path of revolutionizing video games although they have yet to deliver a game that effectively uses Wii's unique controls. The addition of motion-sensitivity has already been linked to worsening many released games. i.e. wii.ign.com/articles/748/748762p1.html Due to Nintendo's investment into the Wii Remote and its motion-sensitivity, they have also gambled with Wii's fate. A video game consoles features can only go so far with first-party (Nintendo) support, which will inevitably happen. The real question is whether third-party (non-Nintendo) publishers will risk developing games specifically for the Wii and not other systems in order to ensure the Wii Remote operates positively. Convincing third-party publishers not to maximize profits by developing a multi-platform game but rather only around the Wii and it's motion-sensitivity is Nintendo's true obstacle. By no means will this necessarily work out for the better of Wii. If this does not happen, Nintendo's investment for the Wii will 180 into a featureless system since they have sacrificed system power for a cheaper system packaged with "different controls". Please note that Nintendo has attempted and failed here in years past. R.O.B. (Robotic Operating Buddy), Power Glove, Super Scope 6 and the Virtual Boy were all flops with the same selling points as the Wii and its Television Remote. One immediate disadvantage for the Nintendo Wii is its video game line up. As of this definition posting there are a very small amount of games lined up for release on Wii. Of this small amount half are "virtual console" games. Virtual Console games are old 8 and 16 bit era games you can download to your Wii for the same price you can go to Goodwill and pick up an old console and box of cartridges. This is if you don't already own the cartridges or the entire 8 & 16 bit era of video games downloaded for free via roms and emulators. In most recent news lawsuits over physical damage to property and users of Wii have exploded all over North America within weeks of the systems launch. Even a lawsuit over the controllers design has sprung up. It may prove Nintendo focused too much time into marketing that they couldn't even realize how easy it is to be sued in the United States. Nintendo continues to appeal to young children and those that once were young NES/SNES gamers that grew up but missed out on developing necessary adult skills. i.e. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVRbQMhLJaY

Thinking in short term you may want the Wii after seeing its price tag. $250 may be misleading and in long term ultimately a waste. An investment elsewhere is advisable.

Author: BillyShears http://wii.urbanup.com/2157574
116. (wii) (11↑, 36↓)
The official name of the next generation console for Nintendo. The console was named Nintendo Revolution, but was changed for multiple reasons.

"I think I will buy the PlayStation 3.. Nintendo Wii looks kinda weird."

117. (Wii) (52↑, 79↓)
The best console ever to be known to man kind. Sony and microsoft fanboys know the Wii owns them but they are in denial. Sony fucktards think the Wii is 'kiddy' but in reality ages 6-80 play on it so fuck you sony fanboys.

Sony asshole fanboy: THE PS3 IS THE BEST COS OF BLURAY\! Wii pimp\!1\!: Im afraid the PS3 sucks Sony asshole fanboy: SHUT UP THE WII IS UM............KIDDY

118. (wii) (7↑, 35↓)
Wii=total bullshit, the system sells fast cuz its cheap as shit, doesnt rise to the supremecy of PS3

wii kicks ps3's ass this is a statement from a myspace whore

119. (Wii) (21↑, 49↓)
W·ii· ( P ) Pronunciation Key (w-i) intr.v. w·ii·ed, w·ii·ing, w·ii·s To excrete urine in the form of a gaming console.

Billy could not wait to get home and start Wiiing

120. (WII) (21↑, 56↓)
"Whacked it instead," "Whack it instead," or "Whacking it instead." - Pronounced 'WEE' Term used to describe someone who stays at home and/or locked in his or her room to supposedly 'whack it' rather than be social. This person will typically come up with excuses such as "I have work" to justify their self-confinement, but the extent of their personal removal from society suggests that they are probably WII.

Person A - "Why didn't John come to the movie?" Person B - "Oh John, he can't come, he's WII"

121. (Wii) (16↑, 55↓)
The abomination that is the official name for the Nintendo Revolution.

"Man, Nintendo released the offical name of the Revolution today." "What is it?" "Wii." "*vomit*"

122. (Wii) (17↑, 60↓)
The sucktitude that is the official name for the Nintendo Revolution.

"Man, Nintendo released the offical name of the Revolution today." "What is it?" "Wii." "*vomit*"

123. (Wii) (21↑, 69↓)
The new (god forsaken) name for the Nintendo Revolution. It is quite possibly the worst name ever endowed to a games console. Not even the Japanese like it.

"I've been playing with my Wii all day"

124. (wii) (198↑, 248↓)
1.Synonym for penis. 2.Misspelling of “wee” 3.Next-gen console made by Nintendo.

"I want 10 inches of long, hard wii" "I just went wii-wii in my pants" "You hear the new Nintendo console, Wii? Yeah, but I thought it was a late April fools joke..."

125. (wii) (27↑, 91↓)
1. A way to have gay oral sex with a bunch of nerds and there japense sized penis's. 2. The sound a hamster makes after you stuff him through a garden hose 3. An inferior "revolutionary" game console that will be and is outshadowed by nintendos competetors [sony] and microsoft.

-hey man, you wanna play on my new wii? -noone wants to play your piece of shit console, no go out and suck a bunch of dicks

Author: johnny marochko http://wii.urbanup.com/2020793
126. (wii) (36↑, 107↓)
The terrible, terrible name given by nintendo to its console entry for the 7th generation.

I really want a Wii My wii is white I can even connect accessories to it for more functionality out of my wii I play with my long, hard remote to control my wii

127. (wii) (24↑, 100↓)
The crappy new name for Nintendo's next console. Originally named the Nintendo Revolution.

Do you have a wii? Why would I ever buy a wii when I can get an Xbox 360 or PlayStation 3?

Author: VideoGameInformer.com http://wii.urbanup.com/1731870
128. (wii) (33↑, 128↓)
Nintendo's new console previously known as "The Revolution." Nintendo has since decided the name "Revolution" has caught on a little too well, so they decided to throw a curve-ball. However, many gamers consider this to be a bad move by Nintendo, as it allows Microsoft and Sony to get a few RBI's (runs batted in), since everybody knows what an "Xbox" and a "Playstation" is, and nobody quite cares what "Wii" means. The Wii strategy can be summed up here: 1) Underpowered in relation to the Xbox and Playstation game consoles, and only marginally faster than the GameCube. Nintendo hopes to rely on the same gimmicky "innovations" that made the DS every fanboy's wetdream. 2) The controller is based on the principles of the NES system's Zapper (light gun) technology, Nintendo hopes to market a whole new console full of the same rehashed shit they've always been feeding us. The "point and shoot" Zapper gun after all, was a huge success with duck hunt. 3) Nintendo has not had a good success rate with flooding their game systems with games, so once again they plan on having a service where you can buy and download old games from systems such as the NES, SNES, N64, and so on. This will help Nintendo trick gamers into thinking they're getting their money's worth. Afterall, it costs nothing to release a game for download, since you don't have to you know.. actually DEVELOP and PACKAGE the game. 4) Nintendo also picked the name "Wii" because they enjoy the pun associated with changing the word "We" in sentences, to "Wii". It makes them giggle. Examples below.

"Wii sounds like 'we,' which emphasizes that the console is for everyone. Wii can easily be remembered by people around the world, no matter what language they speak. No confusion. No need to abbreviate. Just Wii." "Wii will put people more in touch with their games..." "Wii will break down that wall that separates video game players from everybody else." "Because, it's really not about you or me. It's about Wii." "Wii will Wii will Rock you." Real-world demonstration: "Have you heard about THE REVOLUTION?" - "It's called the Wii now dude..." "What the fuck is a Wii" - "It's Nintendo's new console" "Whatever happened to the Revolution?"

Author: Somaro, O.G. Lex http://wii.urbanup.com/1737763
129. (Wii) (33↑, 141↓)
Stupid name for Nintendo's stupid new games console. Formally called the "revolution".

Wii sounds like the slang word for piss.

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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